Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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