I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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