I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
and you fell through a lawn chair
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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