But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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