So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Couch. On fire.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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