That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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