If that was your dad, he is hot
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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