plz talk dirty to me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's rum buckets o'clock
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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