what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize