But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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