its not stalking. its research.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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