Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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