why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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