Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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