Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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