And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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