Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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