their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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