Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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