Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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