I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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