He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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