Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize