This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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