Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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