I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
