You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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