I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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