Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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