we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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