Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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