I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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