And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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