and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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