Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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