yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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