you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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