Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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