it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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