honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We had sex on a dog bed..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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