He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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