Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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