she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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