We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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