well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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