census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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