that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize