About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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