Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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