The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
