Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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