walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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