What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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