Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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