I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
