Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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