yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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