i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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