it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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