the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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