ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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